If I'm being honest I could write a book on baby poop. Not that anyone would read it, except for maybe the 65 percent of people that love a good poop story. Anyways, let me tell you about the top 5 best poops of April.
Number 5: Rabbit Poop: The little pellets that you sometimes can find in Rory's diaper and wonder which woodland critter left it behind. Surely no human could possibly make something so small.
Number 4: Blueberry Poop: It's what happens when Mommy makes blueberry applesauce and feeds it to him three meals in a row. Poor, Miss Anna had to deal with this blue poop that causes staining on contact. And to think, she didn't even get any pork chops with all that applesauce. What a shame.
Number 3: Brown Pants: The wet and slightly filmy coating that covers every inch when you open the diaper, and somewhat resembles a slight tan on a warm summer day.
Number 2: Slushy: I really don't need to explain.
And our Number 1 Poop:
Back Brace Poo: This subtle creeping poop oozes its way up a baby's entire back until all you can do is hose him off in the bathtub. It usually smells like a rancid raccoon that's been laying out in the hot sun for a week. ( I took a picture but my wife begged me to not to post it because she doesn't think anyone wants to see it. I did remind her of the 65 percent but she still said no. I finally gave in.)
I hope you enjoyed (If you are in the 65 percent). I know we sure had fun
wiping those clean. I may have gagged once or twice and I usually can handle anything BM related. Just watch out for the Back Brace Poo.
Any cute face can make this one at any given time.