Random Person: What a cute baby. Is it a he or a she?
Josh's inner voice: He's wearing a soccer shirt. Let's use our context clues here.
Kim: Yes, he's a boy.
Random Person: Is he sleeping through the night yet?
Josh's inner voice: HELL NO!!!! He wakes upsevery few hours just to cry. We put the binky in his mouth and he falls back asleep for a few more hours.
Kim: Pretty much. He just gets up a couple times. It's his cold. He's not sleeping as well with this cold. He sneezes and knocks his binky out. Tee hee!
Random Person: Oh! Well, my baby was sleeping through the night on his second night home from the hospital. It was so easy. Well goodbye now. Have a nice day. Your baby is just so cute.
Josh: Can you believe that?
Kim: I know...she was totally judging me.